Funny Tongue Twisters
Get ready to take on the challenge of repeating either of the following funny tongue twisters just 5 times. This is a bet you will surely lose and cause you to break into a number of laughs and chuckles. Read on and enjoy some of the funny tongue twisters in the following article.
We have all attempted to try out a tricky tongue twister at least once in our life time. Tongue twisters are verbal challenges that are bound to make one laugh. Tongue twisters are phrases based on alliteration. The phrases are formed in such a way that one is bound to have more than a slip of tongue. Tongue twisters are usually used to have some lighthearted fun and break the ice within a group. The following are a few funny tongue twisters in the English language that are bound to spread a lot of laughter around when recited aloud.
Tongue Twisters for Kids Tongue twisters for kids are not just used for fun and entertainment, but also for speech therapy. It helps children develop their speech skills and overcome shuttering or stumbling while speaking. Some of the funny tongue twisters for kids are as follows:
S
he sells sea shells on the sea shore !
M
any an anemone sees an enemy anemone.
I
f two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
S
ounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.
I
wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.
I
thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn’t have thought so much.
S
illy Simon’s sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where he sits he shines, and where he shines he sits.
R
ed Leather, Yellow Leather.
Red Leather, Yellow Leather.
Red Leather, Yellow Leather.
T
he sun shines on the shop signs.
The sun shines on the shop signs.
The sun shines on the shop signs.
H ow much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
B
etty Botter bought some butter, but she said “this butter’s bitter! But a bit of better butter will but make my butter better” So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter, and it made her butter better so •twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter!
L
uke Luck likes lakes.
Luke’s duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luck’s duck licks lakes.
Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.
Funny Tongue Twisters for Adults Tongue twisters for adults are used by many stage performers, actors, singers, etc. as a way to warm up before a performance. It helps them focus and relax before they go live in front of an audience. It helps the muscles of the jaw, lips and soft palate develop that helps the artist reach certain points of vocal limits, without damage to the vocal cords. This is especially helpful for singers who have to hit the hard notes. Like a athlete does not perform before a warm up to stretch out his muscles, artists and performers too need to warm up and stretch their vocal cords. The following are a few funny tongue twisters for adults.
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nique New York D enise sees the fleece, Denise sees the fleas. At least Denise could sneeze and feed and freeze the fleas.
T
he thirty three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.
F
resh fried fish, Fish fresh fried, Fried fish fresh, Fish fried fresh.
O
ne smart fellow he felt smart. Two smart fellows they both felt smart. Three smart fellows they all felt smart.
A
twister of twists once twisted a twist; A twist that he twisted was a three-twisted twist; If in twisting a twist one twist should untwist; The untwisted twist would untwist the twist.
S
hep Schwab shopped at Scott’s Schnapps shop;
One shot of Scott’s Schnapps stopped Schwab’s watch
A
Tudor who tooted a flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
Is it harder to toot;
Or to tutor two tooters to toot.
A
flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea, “Let us fly!”
Said the fly, “Let us flee!”
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
I
f you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,
It’s slick to stick a lock upon your stock,
Or some stickler who is slicker
Will stick you of your liquor
If you fail to lock your liquor
With a lock!
Y
ellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thick, say it quick!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Spread it thicker, say it quicker!
Yellow butter, purple jelly, red jam, black bread.
Don’t eat with your mouth full!
These are some of the funny tongue twisters you can use.
Tongue twisters
are fun to say and good to improve speech. Hope you have enjoyed reading some of the funny tongue twisters covered in the above paragraphs.
